THIS IS A TEST!!! ARE U PROFESSIONAL MATERIAL???
2001-08-07 1:49 p.m.
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This was an email that I got today it really made me laugh so I thought what the hell post it in my diary maybe it will brighten some one elses day..feel free to copy and paste it and send it to ur whole list... jesilyn Test your brain with this short test... > >The following short test consists of 4 questions and tells whether you >are qualified to be a "professional." Answer first, then scroll down for each >answer. > >DON'T CHEAT!!! The questions are NOT difficult. > > > >1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > > > > > >The correct answer is: > > >Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. > >This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly >complicated way. > > > >2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > > > > > >Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the >refrigerator. > >Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the >elephant and close the door. > >This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your >actions. > > > >3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend >except one. Which animal does not attend? > > > > > >Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. > >This tests your memory. > > >OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you >still have one more chance to show your abilities. > > > >4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. >How do you manage it? > > > > >Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the >Animal Meeting. > >This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. > > >According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals >they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several >correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the >theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. > >Send this out to frustrate all of your friends |
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