Fantasy Verses Reality Vol. 1

(here's a lil pagan humor 4 ya...if u laugh great if it offends sry...but I really thought it was cute hav a good day)

Christian VS. Pagan Kittens

A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a

young

girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got

closer he

could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.

"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.

"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.

The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus

foremost

in her heart.

A week later, the preacher was walking down the same street and saw the

little

girl again playing with the kittens.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man

of God.

"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the

girl.

"But..but.. I thought you said last week that they were Christian

kittens,"

sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."

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My name is Jesilyn. I'm a forty year old mysterious spirit. I have survived the depths of poverty; experienced the wrath of wealth, studied psychology & several religions, evolved from a jagged family background where I suffered the hands of abuse, and now I stare life�s challenges in the eye.

Favorite Quotes

"The glass isn't half full or half empty. It simply needs a little ice."

"I maybe the queen of broken hearts but I don't stand behind the crown"

"If your ever going to see a rainbow you've got to stand a little rain."

"Good things come to those who wait."

"Life is what you make it."

"When life gives you lemons: Make lemonade!"

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