THIS IS CUTE my uncle sent it in an email...I bet my MOM would hav thought of this.....

BA

A college student invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,

his

mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful his roommate Julie was.

She had

long been suspicious of a relationship between he and Julie, and this

made

her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started

to wonder if there was more between he and Julie than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, he volunteered, "I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to him and said, "Ever since your mother

came

to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver tray. You don't suppose

she

took it do you?"

He replied, "Well I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be

sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother,

I'm not saying you "did" take a silver tray from my house, and I'm not

saying

you "did not" take a silver tray. But the fact remains that one has

been

missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Your Son"

Several days later, he received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that

you

"do no't" sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if Julie was

sleeping

in her own bed she would have found the silver tray by now.

Love,mom

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