Fantasy Verses Reality Vol. 1

These r just too cute and some feel relevent so hav fun :

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Q: What should you do if you see your

ex-husband rolling around in pain on

the ground?

A: Shoot him again.

Q. Why do little boys whine?

A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q: Why are husbands like laxatives?

A: They both irritate the shit out of you.

Luv ya's!

Dana aka Asa

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ? I'm halfway through my

fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow

learner." Lynda Montgomery.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me

anyway.

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the

music". - George Carlin

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is

too stubborn to ask for directions.

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

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About Me:

My name is Jesilyn. I'm a forty year old mysterious spirit. I have survived the depths of poverty; experienced the wrath of wealth, studied psychology & several religions, evolved from a jagged family background where I suffered the hands of abuse, and now I stare life�s challenges in the eye.

Favorite Quotes

"The glass isn't half full or half empty. It simply needs a little ice."

"I maybe the queen of broken hearts but I don't stand behind the crown"

"If your ever going to see a rainbow you've got to stand a little rain."

"Good things come to those who wait."

"Life is what you make it."

"When life gives you lemons: Make lemonade!"

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